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Sunday, March 18, 2007
its schoooool tomorrow. there's gonna be history and amaths test! i've not studied and i'm d.e.a.d. i accidentally threw my malay homework away after i got it from her on the last day! maths is a gonecase. history workbook is in school. HELL'S BELLS ARE RINGING BECAUSE ITS HELL TIME TOMORROW! i've been eating and eating and eating non-stop!! i ate carrot cake in the morning then i had cereal! for lunch, i had chicken rice and then i fried chicken wings and nuggets and ate two slices of peanut butter with bread! i'm gonna be in TAF and my new friends shall be the fatties and i'll hangout with them at the gym everyday and compare who lost the most fats but we'll be stupid people and go eat after that and gain the fats we just lost and the next time the teacher weighs us, she'll go OH YOU'RE STILL AS FAT AS EVER! and my stamina will suck, i'll get kicked out of netball and i'll join the FATS club and be the president! there'll be fats meetings everyday right after school but the meetings will start at 2pm considering we're fat we'll take ages to make our way to the 3S bench! then we'll go eat more in the canteen and pretending to be eating fruits and vegetables but we'll stuff the junk food in our bras and my boobs would look big for the first time wohoo! we'll make our way to the gym and munch on chips while gym-ing and gain more than lost! and overall, we'll grow in size each day! oh then we'll plan to go fat shopping together and buy clothes that fit fat people which are only dresses that fit pregnant ladies! and people might mistake us for being pregnant but it would be so co-incidental that pregnant women go out in groups to town! and after nine months we'll bump into same strangers and they'll be wondering, why those pregnant women keep getting pregnant like we have sex every month like that! but all in fact, its our fats being hidden! My family would need to buy a bigger bed for me because i broke my small one, a bigger chair cos i laid my fat finger on it oneday. i am so fat i can go join WWE and join raihan whose gonna be rikishi woohoo! i'll just be frank and call myself FATWONDERGIRL! we'll battle each other, but cause a fire to break out eventually cos we're too fat our fats rub each against each other so much, friction occurs and due to too much friction, a fire breaks out and my hair TURNS CURLIER AND I'LL LOOK MORE LIKE EINSTEIN! i dont know what i am saying because my fat fingers cannot stop typing eee i sound so bimbo cos i keep blogign about how i keep putting on weight! my dreams of being a physcologist are dashed because m,y patients would go eee you so fat, you look like oyu need a physcologist more than i do! oh shit i feel hungry again.............................................i shall go e.a.t. lah!!!! so this entry is of no use!! good bye thinnies cos fatty here is going to grow fatter very soon!!!! Fatty sends fat kisses! *muackzxz*
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 1:41 AM
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Parveen Nair
Cedar Girls' sec
30/04/1992
14
NETBALL GD/GK
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